Feeling Jersey Fresh? Then has District Treasurer Rob Acerra got a T-shirt for you! For only $10, this shirt, complete with Fresh the Tomato and almost definitely accurate lyrics from Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer, can be yours!

If you’re not sold yet, have we mentioned the lyrics are in THE SHAPE OF NEW JERSEY? Well, hold on. before you go rushing to fill out the form below, two important things to mention: There are no medium shirts available (take that, average people!) and all money must be received by Rob Acerra, District Treasurer, before the shirt will be sent (because we trust him more than you).

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